6 products
Dad Bod Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDScented with a dupe of a certain unmentionable green detergent bar and visually as superficially manly as using harsh soap just because that's what he's always used. For when he "likes what he likes" but you know better.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Poppy Seeds
Fig & Forest Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNight Owl Cold Process Beer Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDPatchouli, lavender, and amber, all swirled up in black and gold. We can't guarantee you'll wake up in your own bed, but we can guarantee you'll smell good getting wherever it is you end up instead.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Beer (Hops, Barley, Wheat, Corn); Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Mica; Oxide Colorants
Santa's Pipe Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and a little tobacco-y, like Santa's been smoking out of a cherry candy pipe.
About 5-6oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag and wrapped in recycled brown paper printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Safflower Petals
Oakmoss + Sandalwood Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and musky and woodsy all in one, this has me writing historical romance novels in my head about a morally ambiguous collier and the printer’s daughter with matching smudges who taught him about labor unions and feelings and... Sorry, I’ll go take a shower.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Safflower Petals
Milk Moon Limited Run Goat Milk Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDFresh and earthy with patchouli, lemongrass, and goat milk.
This limited batch is a complicated use of ingredients that we don’t intend to keep on hand for continuous production. Once it sells out, it’s gone for good!
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped with a recycled paper label printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Goat Milk; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Patchouli and Lemongrass Essential Oils; Alfalfa Leaf Powder; Dried Lemongrass
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