20 products
Pony Breath Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDPonies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things. You can stop making out with your pony now.*
*Tina Belcher glasses not included, but recommended.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Puppy Kisses Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDIf you don't like puppy kisses, you can't sit with us. Flavored with peanut butter and pumpkin, and you don't even have to wonder where it's been!*
*No puppies were harmed in the taking of this photo, but Buckley did require 11 treats to sort of sit still for almost (but not quite) long enough to take an in-focus shot.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Rum & Cola Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDBlue Skies Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDLavender Honey Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFig + Forest Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDEudora Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Glass Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDAll the clean, beachy, fruity/floral things in one bottle.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Plain Jane Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNo fragrance, no color, just plain soap.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter
Ostara Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDWhere my Festival girls at? If you’re into Festival and/or Dirty Hippie chances are you’ll lose your mind over this one. It’s mostly nag champa and lilac with some musk and patchouli for a nice mellow. Named for the Celtic goddess of the vernal equinox because hippie smells and pagan stuff just go together. I could have called it “woman with suede fringe purse full of empty rolling paper boxes and Magic Hat labels because the logo art was too cute to recycle” but this was shorter.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Sea Rose Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSea Sprite Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDFig & Forest Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDNight Owl Cold Process Beer Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDPatchouli, lavender, and amber, all swirled up in black and gold. We can't guarantee you'll wake up in your own bed, but we can guarantee you'll smell good getting wherever it is you end up instead.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Beer (Hops, Barley, Wheat, Corn); Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Charcoal; Mica; Oxide Colorants
Girl From the North Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSpruce and vetiver, for when the river freezes and the summer ends.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance and Essential Oils; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Bunny Farts Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDLet's put a pin in the whole biology thing and say that bunny farts smell like carrot cake.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
Edelweiss Perfume Oil
Regular price $10.00 USD Save $-10.00 USDSweet and green, this is a blend of honey, crushed green leaves, sweet orange, and a little bitter almond. It's surprisingly fresh and Alpine meadow-like.
Fun fact: Back in the day, German soldiers climbed great heights to retrieve this flower and prove their worth. Pretty badass.
About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.
The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.
Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)
Oakmoss + Sandalwood Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDSweet and musky and woodsy all in one, this has me writing historical romance novels in my head about a morally ambiguous collier and the printer’s daughter with matching smudges who taught him about labor unions and feelings and... Sorry, I’ll go take a shower.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, wrapped in a recycled paper band, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Fragrance; Bamboo Charcoal; Safflower Petals
Lavender Anise Cold Process Soap
Regular price $8.00 USD Save $-8.00 USDThe anise in this blend pulls out the fruity notes in the lavender, it's kind of my new favorite thing. And I don't even like anise.
About 5oz per bar.
Superfatted to 5%, tested on friends, not animals. Each bar comes in its own little muslin bag, printed with title and ingredients.
Ingredients: Water; Lye; Coconut, Palm, Olive, Sunflower, and Canola Oils; Shea Butter; Lavender and Anise Essential Oils; Bamboo Charcoal; Cornflower Petals
Squirrel Farts Limited Run Lip Balm
Regular price $5.00 USD Save $-5.00 USDAcorns and cashews! That's right, not your run of the mill nuts, we play with the weird nuts over here.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.
It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.
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